just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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