But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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