Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
where are my eyebrows?
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