your parents love me but you hate me
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
My bed smells like the plague
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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