Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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