Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Vodka?
Forever.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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