Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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