Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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