I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
