what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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