there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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