I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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