Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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