Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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