i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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