I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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