Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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