Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
