can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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