It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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