he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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