just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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