buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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