if you like me you must not know who I am
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
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Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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