I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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