Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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