If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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