Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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