dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
