YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
