You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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