she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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