I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.