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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I thidmdmk you'gre a special person

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says

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• (352): View more from Florida

  redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.

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  it's a Wednesday?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before

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• (850): View more from Florida

  It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus

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• (425): View more from Washington

  So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.

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