Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Your dad touched me again.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
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He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.