Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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