Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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