It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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