spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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