Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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