just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Man, jail baloney is awful.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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