After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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