Quick, to the slutcave!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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