Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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