Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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