the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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