what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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