even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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