David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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