No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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