Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.