she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
that's an acceptable place to lick
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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