hell yes lets make some ravioli
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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