Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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