Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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