what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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