I love black thongs
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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