Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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