Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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