go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
