Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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