we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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