she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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