omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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