Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
